Inspiring quotes (well, some are not really inspiring)

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
David Acfield

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
Mickey Rivers, baseball player

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
Annonymous

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
Plato

"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend".
Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I've just got to maintain my passion for what I do."
Leonardo Dicaprio